I have thighs.
I think the correct term might be thunder thighs, but lets pretend it's not cause when you google thunder thighs you get some pretty horrendous photos.
So let's just stick with...I have thighs.
My legs do not go straight down from my hip to my ankle, there is a very distinct hump in the thigh area.
This is the one feature of my body that I would change if I could.
But I accept this. I know this. I will never have tiny toothpick legs.
And you know what? This means 2 things.
One, I don't have great thighs but I have a great ass.
and two, skinny jeans are not my friend.
Skinny jeans are made for people with skinny legs.
Skinny thighs specifically.
No matter how much I try to deny it and no matter how many pairs of skinny jeans I buy, they will never look good on me.
But I love the skinny jean look.
And I also love to BUY skinny jeans.
I have millions of pairs in my closet.
When I'm shopping skinny jeans look fabulous on me in the dressing room.
Then I get home and put them on and my husband has to say "I thought you said leggings weren't pants".
Yeah, I did say that.
Skinny jeans shouldn't look like leggings.
Straight leg jeans are my look, de-emphasizing the thighs and streamlining my legs.
I know this.
I have exactly one pair of straight leg pants and everytime I put them on I think to myself DAMN YOUR LEGS LOOK GOOD!
And yet I refuse to buy straight leg pants.
I think I'm secretly hoping that one day I'll put on a pair of my skinny jeans and MAGICALLY HAVE CUTE THIGHS.
Anyone else refuse to acknowledge a body flaw when shopping? Or is it just me?